Smash Hits! are the international live entertainment sensation from Ireland that perform the cream of 90s chart classics

Party people all around the world, all y'all listen up right about now cos it's time to Smash up Dublin city. It's been an eventful summer 2012 for everything Smash so let's catch up on what some of the Hits have been up to coming up to September's Back 2 Skool Dishco :

Things that make you go Hmmmm... Smash Hits leader Crystal Maize has been busy promoting her new line in mittens 'Show Me Glove' recently launched in Amsterdam's Club Roxy along with Blue superstars Duncan and Lee. In an interview with Melody Maker Crystal revealed she is looking forward to 'getting jiggy' at the Button Factory. Hmmmm…

If you could read my mind... Ex-Right Said Fred stunt double and Hits' Rhythm-twister Culchie Beat is still pitching weekly columns to the Evening Press while maintaining the unshakable, resolute, steadfast belief that he might be published someday.

Mambo No. 5... Supreme Technical mixmaster E.L.F. celebrated his recent Nordmende endorsement by appearing with his five children on Sally Jessy Raphael. However the interview was cut short as E.L.F and his sizeable family could only communicate through unintelligible 'bleeps and bloops'.

Mr. Loverman... Our thoughts are with Lothario Joe Maxi Priest who was unavailable for comment following the recent break-up of his 6-month, much publicised, on/off/on again affair with the Sweet Valley High twins. Joe we understand you are tired and need time to get ready for September 1^st.

Smash Hits! play live the ‘Back 2 Skool Dishco’ at the Button Factory Dublin on September 1^st. Tickets priced €19.93 available from www.smashhits.ie

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