Smash Hits! are the international live
entertainment sensation from Ireland that perform the cream of 90s chart
Party people all around the world, all y'all listen up right about now
cos it's time to Smash up Dublin city. It's been an eventful summer 2012 for
everything Smash so let's catch up on what some of the Hits have been up to
coming up to September's Back 2 Skool Dishco :
that make you go Hmmmm... Smash Hits leader Crystal Maize has been busy promoting her new line
in mittens 'Show Me Glove' recently launched in Amsterdam's Club Roxy along
with Blue superstars Duncan and Lee. In an interview with Melody Maker Crystal
revealed she is looking forward to 'getting jiggy' at the Button Factory.
you could read my mind... Ex-Right Said Fred stunt double and Hits' Rhythm-twister Culchie Beat
is still pitching weekly columns to the Evening Press while maintaining the
unshakable, resolute, steadfast belief that he might be published someday.
No. 5... Supreme
Technical mixmaster E.L.F. celebrated his recent Nordmende endorsement by
appearing with his five children on Sally Jessy Raphael. However the interview
was cut short as E.L.F and his sizeable family could only communicate through
unintelligible 'bleeps and bloops'.
thoughts are with Lothario Joe Maxi Priest who was unavailable for comment
following the recent break-up of his 6-month, much publicised, on/off/on again
affair with the Sweet Valley High twins. Joe we understand you are tired and
need time to get ready for September 1st.
Hits! play live the ‘Back 2 Skool Dishco’ at the Button Factory Dublin on
September 1st. Tickets priced €19.93 available from www.smashhits.ie
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